Continuing our Quantum Computing Crash (Collision?) Course to get you ready for our upcoming performance of BOUNDED IN A NUTSHELL (help us BUILD A NUTSHELL HERE) –

The strange saga of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7’s apparent plot to destroy the planet continues (although Samsung Corporate is clearly fighting back with a VERY DETAILED RECALL PROCESS that hopes to combat these rogue machines using a complex series of boxes AND GLOVES for customers to handle and ship their faulty phones back).

Samsung is clearly taking no chances with this recall kit (further details in the video below). But, if you’re really worried about injury or contamination while handling your dissident device and Samsung’s recall kit seems inadequate for the task at hand, DuPont actually makes a Tychem RF600T Vapor Protective Reflector Suit that you can pick up for a modest $2,481.00. However, if you’re on a budget (but still require protection from your phone’s nefarious activity) we recommend this Tychem QC Coverall with Hood, Boots, Elastic Wrists & Ankles that you can pick up for $14.20. This purchase is “Good for use in petroleum refineries, pulp and paper mills, food and chemical processing”, so it should be able to handle your phone’s chemical fumes in a pinch.

Once again, GOOD LUCK!